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2 satirical articles about student mental health on Hambry. Updated live.
A Newly Implemented "Fluffy Distraction Initiative" Promises to Reset Student Emotional Baselines at a Fraction of Traditional Mental Health Support Costs.
Settlement Funds Will Offset the Burgeoning Cost of Treating Screen-Induced Attention Deficits and Perpetual Low-Grade Anxiety.
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