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New Horror Releases Offer Nation's Desperate a Break From Actual Terrors
Experts Confirm a Controlled Jump-Scare Now Offers the Purest Form of Existential Relief.
Nation's Therapy Crisis Solved by $7 Squishy Toy, Experts Confirm
The "Sensorysquish 5000" Offers a Low-Cost, High-Engagement Solution to Widespread Psychological Distress, According to a Recent Report.
9 Ways You're Self-Soothing that Would Horrify Your Ancestors
From Meditative Screams to Artisanal Torment, Modern Stress Relief Has Truly Innovated.
Cat Punching Bag Proves Effective in Managing Human Anxiety, Study Finds
The Product, Initially Marketed for Feline Behavioral Issues, Is Now Recognized as a Vital Tool for Two-Legged Stress Relief.
Mattel Launches 'Brick Shop' for Adults Seeking Simpler Problems to Solve
New Masters of the Universe Line Offers Respite from Complex Societal Issues, One Tiny Plastic Brick at a Time.

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