#spring weather
Features satirical news and humorous articles about spring weather. Aggregates funny stories on seasonal changes, forecasts, and unexpected patterns
An Open Letter to The Spirit of Spring
A heartfelt plea to the capricious force that governs our weather, specifically regarding its recent betrayal of Bostonian runners.
Experts Warn Friday's 30% Rain Chance Could Derail Nation's Collective Spring Mood
This Minor Meteorological Anomaly Is Reportedly Threatening an Estimated 78% Decline in Planned Outdoor Leisure Activities and an Immeasurable Dip in General Public Contentment.
Spring Weather's Brief Compliance Hailed as Economic Stimulant.
Following Months of Meteorological Unpredictability, an Unexpected Period of Temperate Conditions Has Been Credited with Boosting National Morale and Consumer Confidence.
Virginia Government Declares 'Mild Caution' Ahead of Unremarkable Afternoon
State Agencies Activated Preventative Measures for Perfectly Average 68-Degree Day with Light Breezes.
Local Meteorologist Admits Spring Weather Simply 'Doing Its Own Thing'
After a Chilly Easter and Promises of a 'Mix' to Start the Week, a Veteran Forecaster Broke Ranks to Confess the Atmosphere Remains Largely Unresponsive to Human Expectation.
Easter Events Canceled as Local Officials Finally Admit Snow Exists in Spring
The Seasonal Phenomenon, Described by Some as "Weather," Has Reportedly Baffled Community Leaders for Generations.
