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Aggregates satirical news on sports statistics. Finds humorous articles mocking data, analytics, and record-keeping in the world of athletics

Study Finds 5-9 Record Represents 'Ideal State of Maximum Dissatisfaction'
Researchers Confirm the Ubiquitous Losing Record Masterfully Balances Fleeting Hope with Crushing Statistical Certainty.
Analyst Confirms Team's 'Title Chances' Now Strictly Theoretical
A Leading Sports Statistician Has Clarified that while a Path to Championship Glory Technically Remains, It Would Require a Confluence of Events Currently Rated Less Probable than a Successful Blockchain-Based Universal Basic Income Rollout.

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