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2 satirical articles about sports metrics on Hambry. Updated live.
Syracuse Unveils 'Advanced Observing' Degree for Future Sports Data Leaders
The Groundbreaking Program Promises to Equip Graduates with Proprietary Methodologies for Discerning Patterns in Athletic Performance and Confidently Articulating the Obvious.
On the Enduring Myth of Quantifiable Fortitude: Another American Metric
Sir Sours casts a jaundiced eye upon the NBA's new 'Emotional Endurance' metric, lamenting the American obsession with quantifying the unquantifiable and observing that 'nerve' used to suffice perfectly well.
