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Bruins Unveil Pioneering 'Penalty-Maximization' Strategy in 3-on-3 OT
The Boston Franchise Introduced a Disruptive New Approach to Hockey's Most Chaotic Period, Focusing on Systemic Rule Infractions to Redefine Victory.

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