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2 satirical articles about space weather on Hambry. Updated live.
Researchers Warn Solar Phenomena Now Possess an Unprecedented Capacity to "Aggressively Toast" Future Peanut Yields, Imperiling Snack Aisles and National Security.
A Newly Formed Interstellar Courtesy Office Initiates "Project Helios Harmony" to Request Better Behavior from Our Primary Star.
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