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2 satirical articles about shelter-in-place on Hambry. Updated live.
Officials Urge Immediate Shelter-in-Place Protocols for What Meteorologists Are Calling 'the Weekend's Anticipated Scattered Dampness Event.'
Citing Potential for "Unparalleled Levels of Good-Natured Singalongs," Authorities Urge Non-Essential Travel to Cease.
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