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2 satirical articles about self-care trends on Hambry. Updated live.
Sources Confirm That 'Energetic Rebalancing' Via Ancient Rituals Now Standard Practice for Securing Roles and Sabotaging Frenemies.
From Artisanal Oxygen Bars to Ethically Sourced Existential Dread, the 'Wellness' Industry Has Truly Outdone Itself.
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