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2 satirical articles about sec on Hambry. Updated live.

SEC Rebrands 'It Just Means More' to 'It Just Means More Cash'
The Athletic Conference Cites Record-Breaking Media Rights Deals and the Relentless Pursuit of Market Dominance as Primary Drivers for the Linguistic Adjustment.

AI Firm’s IPO Filing Warns Human Labor Becoming 'Optional' Is Its Biggest Risk Factor
Cutting-Edge Tech Company 'Existential Nexus' Files IPO, Explicitly Detailing how Algorithmic Advancements Pose a Significant Threat to Global Employment Stability.

