The News, Remastered
2 satirical articles about seasonal norms on Hambry. Updated live.
Meteorologists Across the Country Report a Statistically Improbable Lack of Deviation from Seasonal Norms, Prompting Widespread Existential Dread.
Local Weather Teams Confirm Conditions Will Remain within Typical Seasonal Parameters for April 9Th, Prompting Widespread Media Adjustments.
Stay in the Loop
100+
Articles/Day
—
Followers
