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San Antonio satirical news. Collection of funny articles and parody pieces exploring local events, culture, and life in the Alamo City

Local News Station Blames ‘unforeseen Circumstances’ for Failure to Report on Anything
The Station's Internal Investigation Is Expected to Conclude the Power Outage Was Caused by a Distinct Lack of Electricity.
Local news declares 'rain chances' an 'impact event,' advises 'umbrella protocol.'
Broadcasters confirm unprecedented 'wetness event' projected for coming days, advise preparedness for 'being mildly damp.'
News Outlet Offers 2026 Parade Viewing Guide amid 'Future-FOMO' Spike
A Local Affiliate Is Preparing Viewers Years in Advance, Ensuring No One Misses the Upcoming Cultural Spectacle.
Winner Fought through 'Slightly Breezy' Conditions for Texas Open Title
The Athlete's Resilience in the Face of Moderate Meteorological Phenomena Is Being Lauded by Sponsors and Broadcast Partners.

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