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Kings Retain Coach, Citing 'Unprecedented Commitment to Mediocrity'
The Franchise Announced the Decision, Praising the Coach's Consistent Ability to Deliver Predictable, Non-Playoff Outcomes.
NBA Concludes Kings' Game-Losing Foul Was Just an Actual, Unstrategic Error
The League's Month-Long Probe Found No Evidence of Complex Motive, Confirming Players and Coaches Simply Made a Mistake.

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