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Study Confirms Studio Successfully Engineered Global Affection for Alien Rock
Hollywood's Latest Blockbusters Are Proving Audiences Will Anthropomorphize Anything, Given Enough Budget.
Ryan Gosling Withdraws from Sci-Fi Film, Citing 'Peak Intellectual Ennui'
Sources Close to the Production Confirm the Script Demanded an Unprecedented Level of Profound Staring and Internal Monologue that Pushed the Actor beyond His Current Capacity.
Universal Pictures Warns of Possible 'Star Void' After Gosling Withdraws from Project
The Studio Faces Unprecedented Challenge to Its IP Ecosystem Following the Unexpected Departure of Its "Most Ken-Erable Asset."
Ryan Gosling's "Salt-of-the-Earth" Press Tour Wardrobe Meticulously Crafted by Team of 37 Artisans
The Seemingly Casual Denim and Workwear Aesthetic Is the Result of Thousands of Person-Hours, Multiple International Sourcing Trips, and a Seven-Figure Budget to Achieve "Peak Relatability."
Amazon MGM Hails Record Box Office, Now Only Needs 28 More Films to Break Even on Acquisition
Industry Analysts Cautiously Celebrated the Milestone, Confirming It Puts the Studio on Track to Recoup Its $8.5 Billion Purchase Price by Approximately the Year 2087.
