Hambry
#rock music
Aggregates satirical news articles about rock music. Features humorous takes on bands, genres, and the industry

Buckingham's Alleged Stalker Seeks Performance Bonus for 'Unprecedented Fan Engagement'
Michelle Dick’s Defense Argues Her Actions Constituted Vital, If Unconventional, Marketing for the Aging Rock Icon.

Kiss assures new avatar show truly makes them the center of all technology
The iconic rock band claims their proprietary digital experience elevates human ego to its rightful place at the core of computational advancement.

Former E Street Drummer Attempts to 'Boss' the Boss on Politics
A Former Percussionist for the Iconic Rock Band Claims His Input Is Crucial for National Political Discourse.

Study Confirms Rock Songs Make Horror Movies Effective, Studios Surprised.
Executives Express Shock at Findings, Immediately Announce New Departments for "Auditory Emotional Integration."

