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Rochester MN satirical news. Aggregating humorous articles and fake headlines about the Minnesota city

Rochester Station to Micro-Target Rain Showers at Specific Neighborhoods
KTTC's 'Precision Precipitation' Aims to Make Local Weather Reporting Indispensable by Delivering Bespoke Meteorological Events.
Local News App Delivers Hyper-Local Reports Directly to Your Largest Screen
Local News Outlet KTTC Launches Apple TV App, Revolutionizing how Residents Access Granular Updates on Municipal Squirrels and Minor Traffic Incidents.
First Contact Event Overshadowed by Arcade's Egg Hunt
Interstellar Visitor Reportedly "Just Wanted to See What All the Fuss Was About" Regarding Hollow Chocolate.

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