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2 satirical articles about retirement planning on Hambry. Updated live.
Local 'Collectibles' Shop Proudly Showcases Shrink-Wrapped Artifacts of Lost Youth, Ensuring Peak Resale Value and Minimal Actual Enjoyment.
Actuarial Tables Now Include 'Grandma's Stubborn Refusal to Quit' as a Key Variable, Pushing Optimal Claim Date Past Any Logical Lifespan.
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