#reputation management
Satirical news and commentary on reputation management. Humorous perspectives on public image, crisis communications, and brand control
Parents Now Use Predictive AI to Name Babies, Avoiding Future Shame
A Groundbreaking Study Reveals Prospective Parents Are Outsourcing Naming Decisions to Neural Networks, Ensuring Their Child’s Moniker Never Aligns with a Future War Criminal or Disgraced Ceo.
aspiring politician completes mandatory 'scandal and resignation' training.
The former rising star is now fully qualified for the next phase of public life: consulting.
Elite PR Firms Launch 'Epstein Aura Cleansing' Service
The Bespoke Service Aims to Digitally Erase Any Inconvenient past Associations, Ensuring Pristine Public Images.
Lewandowski Named Chief Scandal Officer, Firm Citing 'Unparalleled Track Record'
A New Advisory Firm, Gravitas & Grift LLC, Has Officially Appointed Political Operative Corey Lewandowski to a Newly Created C-Suite Position, Citing His Extensive Portfolio of Public Controversies as a Key Qualification.
Celebrity Apology Algorithm Deemed 97% Effective for Wincklers
The Celebrity Couple’s Carefully Calibrated Contrition Perfectly Satisfied Market Demands for Public Accountability, According to Brand Performance Metrics.
