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2 satirical articles about regional authorities on Hambry. Updated live.
Regional Authorities Issue an Unprecedented "Enjoy Yourself, but Be Mindful of Incineration" Advisory as Drought Intensifies.
The Move Streamlines Emergency Response Protocols, Consolidating All Previous Alert Levels into a Single, Permanent 'Orange-Red' Designation.
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