#redistricting
Satirical news coverage on redistricting and gerrymandering. Explore humorous takes on political map drawing and electoral districts
Lawmakers Confirm New District Maps Designed for 'Maximum Partisan Winnability'
Experts Laud Transparent Approach, Saying It Removes the Need for Tiresome Public Pretense About Democracy.
Virginia Court Rules Public Vote Too 'Messy' for District Maps
The State's Highest Judicial Body Indicated That Allowing Citizens to Directly Influence Electoral Boundaries Creates an "Unforeseen Administrative Burden."
Virginia Mapmakers Guarantee Future Electoral Outcomes, Ensure Voter Compliance
The Groundbreaking Redistricting Effort Is Expected to Streamline Democratic Processes and Eliminate the Unpredictable Element of Free Will.
This Redistricting Vibe Is, Like, Totally Inflammatory for Our Collective Vagus Nerve
When you deliberately engineer a system for 'maximum partisan winnability,' what you're *really* doing is creating an environment of maximum systemic inflammation. The universe is, like, totally sending me signals that this entire situation is causing a major energy block.
