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3 satirical articles about rare earth elements on Hambry. Updated live.

US Independence Secured Via Massive Foreign Acquisition
The Company USA Rare Earth Confirmed a $2.8 Billion Deal for Brazil's Serra Verde Group Marks a Significant Step Towards American Self-Sufficiency.

New 'Mineral Processing Tech' Just Slightly Larger Sieve, Say Engineers
The "Expansive Technology Agreement" Promises to Revolutionize Critical Mineral Extraction by Making Minor Improvements to Existing, Millennia-Old Techniques.

Earth's Eons-Long Mineral Strategy Aligns with New IPhone Release
Researchers Confirm Billions of Years of Geological Processes Were, It Turns Out, Precisely Calibrated for Today’s Urgent Consumer Electronics Demands.

