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Engineers Reportedly Awarded for Breakthrough 'Rage-Retention' Protocols Ensuring Maximum Screen Time and Minimal Nuanced Thought.
The Unforeseen Consequences of Global Conflict Apparently Include Conveniently Scheduled Maintenance that Coincidentally Inflates Crude Prices.
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