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DOJ Regulates Merriment with Croquet RulesWeird
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DOJ Unearths Obscure Croquet Rules to Regulate Nation's ‘excessive Merriment’

Legal Scholars Warn the Unprecedented Move Could Restrict All Public Gatherings to Historically Approved Forms of 'Polite' Recreation.

Jun 10, 2026
Del Mar Concerts: Talking Is the New MusicWeird
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Study Finds Del Mar Concert-Goers Overwhelmingly Prefer Adjacent Conversations to Actual Music

New Research From the Institute for Aspirational Proximity Studies Reveals Attendees Are Primarily There for "Atmospheric Social Signaling."

Jun 8, 2026
Hambry Wins War on Chaos: the Calendar Reigns SupremeCorporate
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Community Leaders Declare Victory over Unscheduled Time; Calendar Confirmed.

A Week of Predictable Occurrences, from Bake Sales to Library Hours, Lauded as 'Cornerstone of Civic Order.'

Apr 3, 2026
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