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#public events
3 satirical articles about public events on Hambry. Updated live.
Nation's Citizens Prove They'll Endure Anything for 12 Minutes of Loud Sparkles
Experts Confirm the True Measure of the Human Spirit Is Its Capacity to Tolerate Arbitrary Suffering in the Name of Scheduled Entertainment.
Philadelphia Declares 'Movies on the Mall' Its Boldest Gambit Against Urban Decline
Mayor Touts Sticky Asphalt, Limited Public Restrooms, and 2008 Blockbusters as City's Path to Unprecedented Revitalization.
Arizona bans drones, ensuring concert attendees only filmed by ground-based devices
New legislation aims to protect public event-goers from airborne surveillance, leaving thousands of handheld recording devices unchecked.
