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2 satirical articles about prime day on Hambry. Updated live.
The E-Commerce Giant Cites "Customer Convenience" for the New Policy Ensuring Peak Retail Anxiety Until Death.
Company Notes Zero Disruption to Prime Day Fulfillment Quotas, Sets New Benchmark for Employee 'Transitions.'
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