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White House Aides Reportedly Distribute Immunity Idols and Tribal Council Schedules to Top Officials, with Weekly Eliminations Based on 'Tribal Unity.'
The New 'Executive Leadership Churn Initiative' Promises Unprecedented Transparency in High-Level Dismissals.
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