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#power outage
3 satirical articles about power outage on Hambry. Updated live.
Utility Company Wins 'Best in Show' for Heroic Animal Evacuation Amid Grid Collapse
Hundreds of Naugatuck Residents, Meanwhile, Are Reminded That Power Is a 'Privilege, Not a Right.'
Local News Station Blames ‘unforeseen Circumstances’ for Failure to Report on Anything
The Station's Internal Investigation Is Expected to Conclude the Power Outage Was Caused by a Distinct Lack of Electricity.
Casino Official: Player Engagement Critical during Emergency, Patron Safety 'Secondary.'
The Grand Shawnee Casino Detailed Extensive Plans to Maintain Gambling Operations, Even as Lights Flickered Out and Patrons Struggled to Find Exits.
