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The Seasonal Transition, Previously Thought to Be a Calendar Event, Has Been Reclassified as an Extreme Athletic Challenge.
The Move, Designed to Boost Engagement Metrics, Will Affect Local Alerts and Critical Infrastructure Updates for Area Residents.
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