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Patriots Implement 'Human Capital Liquidation' Strategy, Targeting Fourth-Year Pass Catchers
The Team's Groundbreaking New Approach Promises to Maximize Roster Efficiency by Prioritizing Assets Over Individual Sentiment.
NFL Institutes ‘Rolling Trade Window’ for All Players
New League-Wide Policy Aims to Streamline Asset Valuation and Optimize Perpetual Roster Churn, Sources Confirm.

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