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Humorous and satirical takes on player conduct. Aggregates parody news stories about athlete behavior, on and off the field

NBA pledges new safeguards to protect official gambling revenue
The league announced new internal protocols to ensure that all monetized data flows exclusively through officially sanctioned channels.
MLB requires players use league-approved gestures for fan death threats.
Acknowledging the 'unprecedented nature' of fan-player interactions, the league announced a mandatory training module for all athletes.
Officials Investigate Player for 'Excessive Truthfulness' About Rival Team
The League Confirmed a Formal Review After One Athlete Publicly Acknowledged a Competitor’s Statistically Probable Future Decline.

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