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2 satirical articles about phoenix on Hambry. Updated live.
Phoenix Landlord Prioritizes 'Optimal Quarterly Returns' over Animal Rescue
A Local Property Firm Has Opted Not to Renew the Lease for a Beloved Pet Shelter, Citing a Need to Maximize 'Asset Utilization' in a Burgeoning Market.
UConn Coach 'Proud' Team Managed to Haul 27 Tons of Literal Emotional Baggage to Phoenix
The Undefeated Huskies’ Historic Burden of Expectation Materialized into 1,200 Crates of Psychological Weight, Creating a Logistical Nightmare for NCAA Officials.
