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Phillies Identify Fan Desire for Winning as Core 'Weak Link'
New Internal Metrics Confirm Overwhelming Public Demand for Success Directly Impedes Player Performance.
MLB to Introduce 'Pre-Game Sportsmanship Waivers' for Clear Mismatches
The League Hopes the New Policy Will Streamline Fan Disappointment and Reallocate Athlete Emotional Labor during Non-Competitive Contests.

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