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Pete Hegseth featured in satirical news articles. Read humorous takes, parodies, and comedic commentary on the Fox News personality

Hegseth Reminds Europe US Will Only Defend Allies Who Share Our Netflix Password
Defense Secretary Emphasizes 'Mutual Respect' Now Means Less Calling, Especially If You're Germany.
Pundit's Pentagon Shake-up Driven by 'Market Research' for War
Analysts Suggest New Military Appointments Based on 'Audience Engagement Scores' and 'Viral Potential' to Enhance Strategic Messaging.
Defense Secretary Replaces Top Generals with 'WarTok' Influencers
The Pentagon Announced a Strategic Shift Towards Algorithm-Driven Leadership, Citing a Need for 'Authentic Engagement' in Modern Warfare.

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