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3 satirical articles about pet welfare on Hambry. Updated live.
Bernalillo County Unveils $4.9 Million Plan to Offer Better Healthcare to Cats Than Residents
Officials Cite Improved Purr Rates and Wagging Tails as Key Performance Indicators for the Investment, Reassuring Taxpayers That Animal Comfort Is a Leading Municipal Priority.
Buffalo Prioritizes Pet Luxury Over Human Dignity with $400,000 Shelter Grant
As Human Services Face Perennial Budget Cuts, the City Celebrates Ensuring Its Canine Residents Receive State-Of-The-Art Climate Control and Artisanal Chew Toys.
Pet Owners Demand Federal 'Feline Enrichment' Tax Credit
Citing Overwhelming Emotional Labor and Increasing Demand for Premium Interactive Plush, Cat Guardians Seek Government Intervention to Subsidize the Pursuit of Purrs.
