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#pet overpopulation
4 satirical articles about pet overpopulation on Hambry. Updated live.
An Open Letter to the Collective, Orphaned Pet Fur of the Hoarding Crisis
Your Silent Proliferation Has Not Gone Unnoticed, nor Your Weighty, Tangled Legacy Unmourned by Those Who Understand Your True Emotional Burden.
Record Adopt-a-Thon Solves Animal Homelessness for One Afternoon
City Leaders Laud Record-Breaking Adopt-a-Thon, Conveniently Overlooking Immediate Return to Overpopulation.
County Unveils New Animal Shelter, Immediately Begins Planning Next Expansion
Officials Praise "Proactive Pessimism" as Facility Opens with 40% of Kennels Already Designated for "Future Inevitabilities."
Fundraiser Expected to Avert Total Canine-Feline Societal Collapse.
Charity Event Aims to Provide a Critically Short-Term Solution to the Ever-Increasing and Largely Ignored Pet Overpopulation Crisis.
