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Garden Gnome Warned: Pigs Are Coming to Garden GroveCorporate
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An Open Letter to the Ponderous Garden Gnome Guarding 17th Street

A Concerned Citizen Implores a Stoic Ceramic Guardian to Recognize the Existential Threat Posed by Garden Grove's New Pet Ordinance.

May 3, 2026
Raccoons: Please Get Chipped, Columbia Mo! (Satire)Weird
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An Open Letter to the Collective Consciousness of All Un-Chipped Raccoons in Columbia, Missouri

A Concerned Citizen Pleads with the Masked Bandits to Consider the Bureaucratic Plight Their Freedom Causes.

Apr 23, 2026
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