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2 satirical articles about peak performance on Hambry. Updated live.
A Stunning New Revelation Proves That Demanding Physical Exertion Actually Hinders Peak Performance and Causes Unnecessary Wear and Tear.
The Winning Team Will Now Carry the Esteemed Banner of Having Been the Most Dominant Squad *Not* Invited to the Primary National Competition.
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