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3 satirical articles about oil and gas on Hambry. Updated live.

Energy Ceos Praise Geopolitical Instability as 'Unbeatable Market Driver'
Executives Report Record Profits, Credit Rising Global Tensions for "Optimizing" Market Conditions and Shareholder Value.

New BP CEO pledges continuity during 'critical turning point'
Industry analysts laud stable leadership promising to maintain existing carbon extraction efforts and dividend payouts.

'Inactive' Wells Emit 1,000X More Methane than Previously Thought
The Energy Industry’s Silent Polluters Are Apparently a Lot Less Silent, and a Lot More Polluting, than Initially Reported.

