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Collection of satirical news articles about North Carolina. Covers humorous takes on NC politics, culture, current events, and state-specific quirks

NC Burn Ban Takes Effect, Residents Immediately Seek 'Essential' Fire Exemptions
State Environmental Agency Bracing for Unprecedented Volume of Permit Applications for 'Curated Atmosphere' and 'Impromptu S'mores Emergencies.'
Arizona Secures Coach's 'Loyalty' with Updated Financial Package
The University Confirmed the Renewed Commitment Was Primarily Driven by an Advanced Algorithm Calculating Optimal Coaching Compensation.
North Carolina Unveils 'Pay-to-Work' Economic Development Strategy
State Officials Confirm Residents Can Enjoy New Factories if They Are Willing to Absorb All Associated Externalized Costs.

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