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2 satirical articles about nick suzuki on Hambry. Updated live.
Canadiens Organization Shocked to Learn Players Can Still Score 100 Points
The Discovery of a Player Capable of a Triple-Digit Scoring Season Has Prompted an Emergency Strategic Review within the Storied Franchise.
Hurricanes Management Begins Genetic Testing to Find Team’s Specific Vulnerability to Canadiens
The Metropolitan Division Leaders Have Now Lost All Three Regular-Season Matchups against the Canadiens, Baffling Scientists and Leaving Team Management to Consider Radical Solutions.
