The News, Remastered
2 satirical articles about news coverage on Hambry. Updated live.
Regional Affiliates Report Record-Low Wind Speeds and Precisely Average Temperatures, Avoiding the Costly Effort of Actual Journalism.
Experts Anticipate Unprecedented Engagement Metrics as "Thunderstorm-Pocalypse" Readies for Primetime Social Media Rollout.
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