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Congressman Introduces Bill Requiring Children, Pets to Remain on Earth
The Proposed Legislation Seeks to Codify the Long-Held, but Previously Unenforced, Expectation that Domestic Beings Maintain Basic Terrestrial Adherence.
Former E Street Drummer Attempts to 'Boss' the Boss on Politics
A Former Percussionist for the Iconic Rock Band Claims His Input Is Crucial for National Political Discourse.
Chatham Community Band Announces It Will Handle Nation’s Entire 250Th Anniversary Celebration Two Years Early
The Local Ensemble Cited Federal Sluggishness and a Robust Repertoire of Sousa Marches as Reasons for Taking on the Monumental Task.

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