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2 satirical articles about natural gas on Hambry. Updated live.
The Social Media Behemoth Announced Its Hyperion AI Facility Will Rely on 10 Dedicated Natural Gas Plants to Ensure 'Uninterrupted Consciousness for Tomorrow's Chatbots.'
Meta Cites "Foundational Reliability" and "Long-Term Geological Renewability" for Its Commitment to the Fossil Fuel Investment.
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