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3 satirical articles about national guard on Hambry. Updated live.
Governors Now Require Signed NDA Before Deploying National Guard to Federal Events
Amid Escalating Political Bickering, States Demand Specific "Terms of Engagement" for Their Armed Forces, Ensuring Deployment Aligns with Partisan Branding and Avoids Unsanctioned Federal Use.
National Guard Deployed to Manage Pokémon GO "Tinkatink" Event Crowds
Federal Agencies Activate Contingency Plans Amidst Fears of Widespread Economic Disruption and Infrastructure Strain from Upcoming Mobile Game Phenomenon.
Massachusetts Mobilizes Crisis Teams for Predicted Two Inches of Snow
State Officials Declare 'Heightened Readiness Posture' for What Is Typically Known as 'Tuesday'.
