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2 satirical articles about nantucket on Hambry. Updated live.
Coastal Massachusetts Residents Relieved Loud Boom Was Just Meteor, Not Another 'Luxury Amenity' Breaking Ground
The Brief, Natural Disruption Offered a Nostalgic Respite From the Ceaseless Sonic Assault of Luxury Development, Private Jet Traffic, and the Quiet Desperation of Late-Stage Capitalism.
Nantucket Celebrates Decisive Victory in Long Island Conflict
The Weekend's Athletic Contests against Martha's Vineyard Are Being Hailed as a Critical Turning Point in the Centuries-Old Inter-Island Dynamic.
