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Nic Cage Lauded for Heroic Decision to Not Appear in Good Film
The Acclaimed Actor’s Bold Move Spared Audiences From an Alternate Reality Where His Signature Eccentricities Clashed with Nolan’s Grounded Narratives, a Sacrifice Experts Are Now Calling 'Historically Prescient.'
Hollywood Execs Hail New Strategy: Just Make Old Movies Again
Studio Heads Confirm New Era of Content Will Feature Only Familiar Stories and Existing Brands.
Audiences Once Again Demonstrate Preference for Known Intellectual Property
Studio Executives Report Shock, Relief After Discovering Familiarity Reliably Generates Billions.
