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3 satirical articles about mount rushmore on Hambry. Updated live.
National Park Service Unveils 'Strategic Erosion' Initiative at Rushmore
Environmental Groups and Local Tribes Express Concern over the New Policy, but Officials Cite "Unforeseen Aesthetic Benefits."
Mount Rushmore Fireworks Approved, 'Tradition' Found More Resilient than Ecosystem
Critics Laud Ability of Patriotic Pyrotechnics to Regenerate Ancient Forests and Purify Sacred Waters.
Mount Rushmore Fireworks to Proceed, Officials Confirm 'Heritage Site Is Primarily for Spectacle.'
A Newly Commissioned Report Suggests the Monument's Historical Significance Largely Depends on Its Ability to Host Loud, Environmentally Questionable Pyrotechnic Displays.
