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Satirical news exploring the complexities and absurdities of modern romance. From dating apps to relationship woes

Gen Z's New Dating Standard: Demonstrate Practical Skills Before Eye Contact.
Experts Laud the Shift as a 'Return to Basics,' Where Foundational Competency in Flat-Pack Furniture Assembly Now Outranks Conversational Charm.
An Open Letter to the Number Ten
A heartfelt plea to the most insidious numerical figure in modern romance, often mistaken for mere mathematical convenience.

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