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3 satirical articles about mlb contracts on Hambry. Updated live.
Padres OF Laureano Clinches 'Dream Retirement' Package with Season-Ending Hip Injury
Experts Commend the Strategic Genius of Early-Season Injury for Maximizing Comfort and Compensation.
Rangers Sign New Five-Year, $325 Million Contract for Seager's Back
Front Office Believes the Recurring Spasms Offer "Invaluable Data Points" for Optimizing Player Acquisition and Strategic Non-Play.
Angels execs pleased Trout’s latest output now exceeds weekly cost of his existence
The team’s financial department announced that after a five-homer series, the slugger has temporarily shifted from a net liability to a marginal asset.
