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Satirical news on MIT research. Aggregated articles offering humorous perspectives on technology, science, and campus findings

After 70 Years, MIT Discovers Critical High-Tech Material Was Merely Performing as Designed
Researchers Confirm Relaxor Ferroelectrics, Powering Everything From Ultrasound to Sonar, Functioned Precisely as Technicians Had Intuitively Guessed for Generations.
Scientists Recreate DNA Helix, Private Equity Already Rebranding It as 'Synergy Coil'
A Groundbreaking Biomimicry Breakthrough Quickly Finds Its True Calling in the Lucrative World of Corporate Intellectual Property.
AI Finally Lets Animals Tell Us Exactly how Much They Resent Us.
Researchers at MIT's New Interspecies Data Translation Initiative Report Initial Findings Are "Overwhelmingly Negative" Regarding Humanity.

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